pretty girl: boyfriend
ugly girl: boyfriend
weird girl: boyfriend
obnoxious girl: boyfriend
rude girl: boyfriend
stupid girl: boyfriend
lesbian girl: boyfriend
dead girl: boyfriend
me: i had a pet fish once but then it died

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